28 Nov - 5 Dec. No more, no less.
Super rare edition
Nothing,
for a steal.
Black Friday
magic.
28 Nov - 5 Dec. No more, no less.
Super rare edition
Super rare edition
NOTHING FOR $5
NOTHING FOR $5
NOTHING FOR $5
The most honest Black Friday deal.
Everyone wants something.
We sell nothing.
Because we just can't be bothered.
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of customers got exactly what they paid for.
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of customers got exactly what they paid for.
HOW IT WORKS
HOW IT WORKS
HOW IT WORKS
How it works
No crumbly products, no fake deals. You’re paying for nothing, with your full, enthusiastic consent.
No crumbly products, no fake deals. You’re paying for nothing, with your full, enthusiastic consent.
You click on 'Buy'
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You click on 'Buy'
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You click on 'Buy'
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You pay $5
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You pay $5
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You pay $5
02
You get absolutely nothing.
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You get absolutely nothing.
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You get absolutely nothing.
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0 cardboard, 0 plastic,
0 rubbish.
0 cardboard,
0 plastic,
0 rubbish.
0 cardboard,
0 plastic,
0 rubbish.
BUY NOTHING
BUY NOTHING
BUY NOTHING
Buy nothing for $5
Buy nothing
for $5
Buy nothing
for just $5
100% of the funds finance an ex-nurse based in Adelaide, who is making a career change to open an Australian-style café in France.
Just for yourself
$5
previously $0
Spoil yourself with nothing at all
Satisfy your shopping urge – get a dopamine hit for the price of half a vodka shot. Hangover-free.
Grab up to 99 and become the proud owner of a WHOLE lot of nothing
Congrats! You’ve scored a receipt for buying absolutely nothing.
We’re just kidding. You purchase to thank the creators and contribute to the funding of a long-term Aussie-inspired project!
Secured checkout via Stripe. All prices in AUD.
Just for yourself
$5
previously $0
Spoil yourself with nothing at all
Satisfy your shopping urge – get a dopamine hit for the price of half a vodka shot. Hangover-free.
Grab up to 99 and become the proud owner of a WHOLE lot of nothing
Congrats! You’ve scored a receipt for buying absolutely nothing.
We’re just kidding. You purchase to thank the creators and contribute to the funding of a long-term Aussie-inspired project!
Secured checkout via Stripe. All prices in AUD.
Just for yourself
$5
previously $0
Spoil yourself with nothing at all
Satisfy your shopping urge – get a dopamine hit for the price of half a vodka shot. Hangover-free.
Grab up to 99 and become the proud owner of a WHOLE lot of nothing
Congrats! You’ve scored a receipt for buying absolutely nothing.
We’re just kidding. You purchase to thank the creators and contribute to the funding of a long-term Aussie-inspired project!
Secured checkout via Stripe. All prices in AUD.
For a special one
$5
cracking special offer
Share the premium experience
Gift nothing to a friend so they can have a taste of it
Prove your next-level generosity
You can only gift one at a time — anything else is just too much effort for us 😮💨 Remember to fill in their email!
Secured checkout via Stripe. All prices in AUD.
For a special one
$5
cracking special offer
Share the premium experience
Gift nothing to a friend so they can have a taste of it
Prove your next-level generosity
You can only gift one at a time — anything else is just too much effort for us 😮💨 Remember to fill in their email!
Secured checkout via Stripe. All prices in AUD.
For a special one
$5
cracking special offer
Share the premium experience
Gift nothing to a friend so they can have a taste of it
Prove your next-level generosity
You can only gift one at a time — anything else is just too much effort for us 😮💨 Remember to fill in their email!
Secured checkout via Stripe. All prices in AUD.
Livraison instantanée, zéro emballage, 100% plaisir
FAQ
FAQ
FAQ
The questions you're definitely right to ask
FAQ
The questions you're definitely right to ask
Do I get something for this?
Absolutely not! Just a receipt proving you bought nothing at all.
Why the heck would I buy ‘nothing’?
Why would you buy anything?
Where my money's going????! 😡
Today, you're backing the human behind it. You're actually helping bring an Aussie-inspired café to life in France. 😌
Is that a scam?
Well, Black Friday might have its secrets… but not us. We’re crystal clear on our prices and intentions.
Can I offer ‘nothing’ to someone?
Absolutely! It’s the perfect gift. It's cheap, fits anywhere, takes up no space. Everyone's happy!
Can I be reimbursed?
Not a chance.
More? Ok.
Thank you for taking the time to read us. We’re not just cheerful troublemakers; we have ideas and projects we want to see bloom. We believe connection brings more satisfaction than piling up stuff. To be honest, we hate Black Friday. Too costly: humanly, environmentally, financially. How many of the things we hold are actually useful? We’ve lost touch with the process behind what we buy. Well-polished marketing can trick you: prices, quality, fake discounts. That’s exactly what we wanted to highlight. We sell nothing because it makes us laugh, and because we want meaning in what we do. We could have launched a quick one-hour crowdfunding campaign for our Aussie-inspired café, but instead we spent 50x more time to make this project happen, in both French and Australian versions. By the way, the “we” is just to sound corporate. It’s actually just me, a nurse from Southwest France, living in Australia, and a little bit in love with the place. When I return, I want to create a joyful place where people can connect with each other, bringing a piece and memory of your beautiful country to France. Your email will only be used to follow the project, if you want to see where all your money goes! 😌 This Black Friday, buy as much nothing as you want: it’ll be the most useful nothing of all time. Thanks so much <3
Do I get something for this?
Absolutely not! Just a receipt proving you bought nothing at all.
Why the heck would I buy ‘nothing’?
Why would you buy anything?
Where my money's going????! 😡
Today, you're backing the human behind it. You're actually helping bring an Aussie-inspired café to life in France. 😌
Is that a scam?
Well, Black Friday might have its secrets… but not us. We’re crystal clear on our prices and intentions.
Can I offer ‘nothing’ to someone?
Absolutely! It’s the perfect gift. It's cheap, fits anywhere, takes up no space. Everyone's happy!
Can I be reimbursed?
Not a chance.
More? Ok.
Thank you for taking the time to read us. We’re not just cheerful troublemakers; we have ideas and projects we want to see bloom. We believe connection brings more satisfaction than piling up stuff. To be honest, we hate Black Friday. Too costly: humanly, environmentally, financially. How many of the things we hold are actually useful? We’ve lost touch with the process behind what we buy. Well-polished marketing can trick you: prices, quality, fake discounts. That’s exactly what we wanted to highlight. We sell nothing because it makes us laugh, and because we want meaning in what we do. We could have launched a quick one-hour crowdfunding campaign for our Aussie-inspired café, but instead we spent 50x more time to make this project happen, in both French and Australian versions. By the way, the “we” is just to sound corporate. It’s actually just me, a nurse from Southwest France, living in Australia, and a little bit in love with the place. When I return, I want to create a joyful place where people can connect with each other, bringing a piece and memory of your beautiful country to France. Your email will only be used to follow the project, if you want to see where all your money goes! 😌 This Black Friday, buy as much nothing as you want: it’ll be the most useful nothing of all time. Thanks so much <3
The questions you're
definitely right to ask
Do I get something for this?
Absolutely not! Just a receipt proving you bought nothing at all.
Why the heck would I buy ‘nothing’?
Why would you buy anything?
Where my money's going????! 😡
Today, you're backing the human behind it. You're actually helping bring an Aussie-inspired café to life in France. 😌
Is that a scam?
Well, Black Friday might have its secrets… but not us. We’re crystal clear on our prices and intentions.
Can I offer ‘nothing’ to someone?
Absolutely! It’s the perfect gift. It's cheap, fits anywhere, takes up no space. Everyone's happy!
Can I be reimbursed?
Not a chance.
More? Ok.
Thank you for taking the time to read us. We’re not just cheerful troublemakers; we have ideas and projects we want to see bloom. We believe connection brings more satisfaction than piling up stuff. To be honest, we hate Black Friday. Too costly: humanly, environmentally, financially. How many of the things we hold are actually useful? We’ve lost touch with the process behind what we buy. Well-polished marketing can trick you: prices, quality, fake discounts. That’s exactly what we wanted to highlight. We sell nothing because it makes us laugh, and because we want meaning in what we do. We could have launched a quick one-hour crowdfunding campaign for our Aussie-inspired café, but instead we spent 50x more time to make this project happen, in both French and Australian versions. By the way, the “we” is just to sound corporate. It’s actually just me, a nurse from Southwest France, living in Australia, and a little bit in love with the place. When I return, I want to create a joyful place where people can connect with each other, bringing a piece and memory of your beautiful country to France. Your email will only be used to follow the project, if you want to see where all your money goes! 😌 This Black Friday, buy as much nothing as you want: it’ll be the most useful nothing of all time. Thanks so much <3
Do I get something for this?
Absolutely not! Just a receipt proving you bought nothing at all.
Why the heck would I buy ‘nothing’?
Why would you buy anything?
Where my money's going????! 😡
Today, you're backing the human behind it. You're actually helping bring an Aussie-inspired café to life in France. 😌
Is that a scam?
Well, Black Friday might have its secrets… but not us. We’re crystal clear on our prices and intentions.
Can I offer ‘nothing’ to someone?
Absolutely! It’s the perfect gift. It's cheap, fits anywhere, takes up no space. Everyone's happy!
Can I be reimbursed?
Not a chance.
More? Ok.
Thank you for taking the time to read us. We’re not just cheerful troublemakers; we have ideas and projects we want to see bloom. We believe connection brings more satisfaction than piling up stuff. To be honest, we hate Black Friday. Too costly: humanly, environmentally, financially. How many of the things we hold are actually useful? We’ve lost touch with the process behind what we buy. Well-polished marketing can trick you: prices, quality, fake discounts. That’s exactly what we wanted to highlight. We sell nothing because it makes us laugh, and because we want meaning in what we do. We could have launched a quick one-hour crowdfunding campaign for our Aussie-inspired café, but instead we spent 50x more time to make this project happen, in both French and Australian versions. By the way, the “we” is just to sound corporate. It’s actually just me, a nurse from Southwest France, living in Australia, and a little bit in love with the place. When I return, I want to create a joyful place where people can connect with each other, bringing a piece and memory of your beautiful country to France. Your email will only be used to follow the project, if you want to see where all your money goes! 😌 This Black Friday, buy as much nothing as you want: it’ll be the most useful nothing of all time. Thanks so much <3
TESTIMONIALS
TESTIMONIALS
TESTIMONIALS
“Ever since buying a lot of nothing, I’ve felt this strange sense of satisfaction… like I actually did something meaningful.”
Philip
63 years old
“$5, that’s pricey! But for nothing, it’s a fair dinkum deal.”
Jessica
32 years old
“A product that meets my expectations brilliantly”
Mark
42 years old
“Ever since buying a lot of nothing, I’ve felt this strange sense of satisfaction… like I actually did something meaningful.”
Philip
63 years old
“$5, that’s pricey! But for nothing, it’s a fair dinkum deal.”
Jessica
32 years old
“A product that meets my expectations brilliantly”
Mark
42 years old
“Ever since buying a lot of nothing, I’ve felt this strange sense of satisfaction… like I actually did something meaningful.”
Philip
63 years old
“$5, that’s pricey! But for nothing, it’s a fair dinkum deal.”
Jessica
32 years old
“A product that meets my expectations brilliantly”
Mark
42 years old
“Ever since buying a lot of nothing, I’ve felt this strange sense of satisfaction… like I actually did something meaningful.”
Philip
63 years old
“$5, that’s pricey! But for nothing, it’s a fair dinkum deal.”
Jessica
32 years old
“A product that meets my expectations brilliantly”
Mark
42 years old
“Ever since buying a lot of nothing, I’ve felt this strange sense of satisfaction… like I actually did something meaningful.”
Philip
63 years old
“$5, that’s pricey! But for nothing, it’s a fair dinkum deal.”
Jessica
32 years old
“A product that meets my expectations brilliantly”
Mark
42 years old
“Ever since buying a lot of nothing, I’ve felt this strange sense of satisfaction… like I actually did something meaningful.”
Philip
63 years old
“$5, that’s pricey! But for nothing, it’s a fair dinkum deal.”
Jessica
32 years old
“A product that meets my expectations brilliantly”
Mark
42 years old
“Ever since buying a lot of nothing, I’ve felt this strange sense of satisfaction… like I actually did something meaningful.”
Philip
63 years old
“$5, that’s pricey! But for nothing, it’s a fair dinkum deal.”
Jessica
32 years old
“A product that meets my expectations brilliantly”
Mark
42 years old
“Ever since buying a lot of nothing, I’ve felt this strange sense of satisfaction… like I actually did something meaningful.”
Philip
63 years old
“$5, that’s pricey! But for nothing, it’s a fair dinkum deal.”
Jessica
32 years old
“A product that meets my expectations brilliantly”
Mark
42 years old